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Full Frontal Stupidity
Barry Parham
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Humor columnist Barry Parham is back, launching his latest salvo of hilarious, thought-provoking, take-no-prisoners observations.

on being single…
“Single guys buy milk in small, manageable doses, as if they were bringing home work, or morals. It would never cross a single guy’s mind to buy an entire gallon of anything, much less some expiring liquid that can mutate into something that smells like Detroit looks.”

on auto racing…
“I’m the first to admit that racing takes talent…not to mention bravery. But, there’s bravery involved in putting your hand on a hot stove, too. Sadly, though, after you’re done with the stove, there’s nothing much left but discipline, and learning to write with your other hand.”

on politics…
“Contestant #3 was unable to make it, but he did swing by and vote ‘Present’ so we would validate his parking, and he would like to remind our studio audience that was for showing up before he was against it.”

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